LEGENDARY MERCH DROP, ALBUM NAME CHANGE, NEW SONG ON FRIDAY 02/24/23

Introducing the Las Vegas Salvation Tee

People of Earth and beyond, I am thrilled to present the already legendary Las Vegas Salvation Unisex Tee. (Applause)

This t-shirt is jam packed with all kinds of details and Easter eggs. Everything on it is a reference to something from the album. We even have a return of the Tina Turner/Richard Nixon wraith from the last, now sold out Butch Bastard tee.

I am announcing it here first to newsletter subscribers only. You will have a couple of days to get your orders in before they get snatched up by the godless masses of non-subscribers. (Yuck)

I think the look of it improves with each wash. I wear an XL and an L, depending on the outfit it accompanies. I also have a third with the sleeves cut off. If you’re in the market for a chaotic, punky black tee to turn into a cut-off, this is it.

In the abysmal, painfully precious world of “indie music”, it is considered faux pas to wear your own merch. F*ck that! You think MJ doesn’t wear Jordans to the cigar bar? You think Shaq didn't wear T.W.i.S.M to the Magic Kingdom at Disney World Resorts in Orlando, Florida? You think Tom Ford hits the Met Gala in Tommy Bahama? Hell nah. Why would I try to sell you something I wouldn’t wear myself? IT’S TIME TO TEAR DOWN INDIE CONVENTION!

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Remember when I announced the album and said it was going to be called “Elegy for the Baby Boomer”? Well, that has changed. The album will now be called “Las Vegas Salvation”.

As the artwork and videos for the album began to unfold, it became clear that Las Vegas Salvation (the name of the fifth song on the album) fit much better with the aesthetic motif. So there you have it: Las Vegas Salvation.

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MAJOR SONG AND VIDEO DROP COMING THIS FRIDAY 02/24/23

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-Ian